166 Comments - 16 Nov, 2009 - por Manuel Vega O.
La Cuarta, la que permanentemente está cachando por el hoyo (espiando, atisbando) a los cholitos y a las cholitas, para que no nos choreen las corvinas, los jureles y las machas que viven en Arica, obtuvo acceso -en exclusiva- al material ultrasecreto que el espía peruano, suboficial Víctor Ariza Mendoza, nombre en clave "Suspiro Limeño",
entregó a sus pares chilenos, a cambio de una casa en la playa chica de Cartagena.
Una parte del documento de la llamada "Operación Pantaléon Pantoja" nos la reservamos para un número especial.
Es el informe "Chasqui", que se refiere al número de aviones rusos SU-22, SU-25 y MIG-29, y los A-37-B, de la Fuerza Aérea del Perú (FAP), incapaces de despegar, porque no tienen combustible ni ruedas (las usaron para hacer carretillas), o porque, según las leyes de Newton, los tarros no se mueven y menos vuelan, si no se les aplica una fuerza. Sólo caen...
La segunda parte de este informe, el anexo "Callao", se refiere a una serie de malas costumbres de la alta oficialidad peruana, que, por el hecho de compartir algunas de ellas, preferimos mantener en las penumbras.
Lo que sí publicaremos es el máximo secreto obtenido a través del doble agente Ariza Mendoza y sus ayudantes, Buendía Rodríguez, "Orinoco"; Ríos Aguilar, "Ayahuasca", y Flores Arrazabal, "Piraña".
Se trata de la auténtica fórmula para preparar el pisco sour.
Este trago naciò como una variación del “Whisky Sour” en el “Bar Morris”, ubicado en el Jirón de la Unión, de Lima, un local que bajó sus cortinas en 1933.
En este bar el cóctel era preparado por los barman peruanos Alfonso Bregoye, Graciano Cabrera y Alberto Mezarina, segùn el informe
confidencial al que tuvo acceso La Cuarta.
Cerrado el “Bar Morris”, los barmen, se dispersaron. Agunos se fueron al “El Maury” y “El Bolivar”. Fue el Hotel Maury, donde se patentó la fórmula del Pisco Sour que le lleva clara de huevo.
El copete finalmente se popularizó en el legendario Hotel Bolívar.¡Memorice esta receta y luego quémela o tráguesela!
Si está a punto de ser capturada llevándola consigo, rompa la ampolla de cianuro que lleva en los colmillos y suicídese como un patriota.
Apéndice patriótico chauvinista, de esos que el gustan a Ollanta Humala: "Si 'Suspiro limeño' hubiera nacido en Chile, el tipo habría utilizado su corvo para destriparse antes de ser detenido o su jefe le habría puesto un revólver calibre 45 en las manos para se volara la cabeza".
CONFIDENCIAL. Use sólo limones de Pica, hielo de buena calidad, un
pisco de uva "Quebranta" de 41 grados. Recomiendo una botella de
"Viñas de Oro", cosecha 2006 (sólo en los buenos supermercados), jarabe de goma, clara de huevo de gallina soltera (sólo un chorrito para la espuma) y Amargo de Angostura.
LA RECETA. 3 medidas de pisco, 1 medida de jugo de limón, 1 medida de jarabe de goma y un chorrito de clara de huevo.
Ponga todo, menos el huevo, en una licuadora y centrifugue hasta que la mezcla quede en estado líquido. Cuando esté lista, agregue el chorro de clara de huevo y vuelva a licuar. Se sirve de inmediato, con un gotita de amargo en cada copa. ¡Salud! y ¡Vivan Chile y las FAP!
Ahora, gracias a la "Operación Pantaleón Pantoja", el pisco sour es nuestro.
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